Sometimes Googling old boyfriends isn't a good idea.

Something reminded me of an ex (in case anyone remembers my story about the string of crazy boyfriends, he was the first-thought that people were following him all over the country) so I googled him.  I didn't expect to find anything, since when I knew him he used an alias because he wasn't supposed to have left Texas.  I shouldn't have been surprised.  Up pops his real name, with a mug shot.  Arrested for "public consumption of alcohol."  It was about ten years old, but he was still pretty good looking, if a bit disheveled.  (The link and photo are not being posted, unnecessary to reveal his true identity here.)