Sunday

THE WEATHER GODS MUST HATE ME!

Everywhere I went yesterday it rained. Driving up the coast to the garage sale for the rescue, it rained. At the garage sale, it rained. At the kennel where we went afterwards to walk some of the rescue dogs, it rained. On the drive home, it rained. At my house (where I would really like some free plant water), NO RAIN! Is it because I always make fun of the moron weatherman on Channel 10? Not the good one, the morning moron-James Quinones. He can't just say Thursday. It's "the eve of Friiiiiiiiidaaaaay!" He reads the weather like a ham actor. He can't just tell us what the temperature is going to be today, he has to tell us that it would be a good day to clean out your closet and while you're at it you might want to make a pot of chicken soup, and don't forget to call your mother. Nothing relevant to what he's supposed to be telling us, which is the weather. Not to mention that he can't use the word forecast in a sentence correctly. He'll say things like "We'll have nice weather by Saturday's forecast." NO, you moron! It's either "we'll have nice weather by Saturday", or "Saturday's forecast is for nice weather". A forecast is a prediction, it is NOT the weather itself. I can't help it. He's an annoying moron, and I just have to pick on him. The weather gods cannot possibly be on his side.

FLAT BUNS?

A fast food chain (I'm not being vague on purpose, I really don't remember which one) has a commercial promoting their patty melt where they extol the virtues of flat buns. Excuse me, but isn't that just bread?

MORE BAD GRAMMAR

These were posted in the comments section of the on-line newspaper:

Man is so arrogant & ignorant...Mother earth have been around 4.5 billion years: Man only about 3 million years. Mother earth will always heal itself but man decide was a wonderful bad idea to save the earth by crying out global warming! It's better to learn how to save ourself from ourself than trying to figure how to chase harlots down the daisy trail. (Who's calling who ignorant? And, what do harlots have to do with global warming?)

for you guys who keep laughing at the local weathermen, "the National Weather Service buzzed about all last week " - I think they are trying to point out it was the NWS forecast that suxored not the local weathermens. Of course that is probably just because the local San Diego "weathermen" aren't actually real meterologists and just read the reports given to the them :-D (I would hate to be suxored by a forecast. I don't even know what that is, but I don't think it can be good.)

Silk